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dead in the water
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first, well second day into the trip and a bent the everloving shit out of my bike….of which there are two in the world and took forever to get made and cost a grip of money that i didn’t want to have to replace ever in my life…no im not a bit depressed…at all, oh yeah, i ripped a scab off my leg while doing it


2 Responses to “dead in the water”

  1. harper Says:

    you can certainly have my bike

  2. et hOs Says:

    I’ll consider this the replacement for the memo about the faux hawk that I clearly did not receive.

    Luckily, I’m link-following-savy.

    You know the thing with scabs… they just come back. Evil self-replicating bastards. [some latent form of leprosy]

    ranch dressing is the new whipped cream

    elbows are the new navels

    “i gotta go click” is the new “uh, can i call you back? i’m getting sexed”

    there will be no party without you.

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