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if im found dead….
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…in the shower, blame my electric toothbrush.

as far as other shower thoughts for the day, someone please create aquantince-ster, so everyone can keep track of those people you meet at a bar and make out with for 5 minutes, or so you can track down that classmate the wouldn’t go to the 7th grade dance with you. you know, just so you can say, “oh yeah, i know them” but dont have to claim actual friendship…


3 Responses to “if im found dead….”

  1. et hOs Says:

    You can’t see me right now, but my mouth is open gaping wide.

  2. mike Says:

    is that in awe or horror?

  3. et hOs Says:

    Well, the literal interpretation would be awe… but I think we can use our imagination for a few other contextual venues.

    And I wonder… can males get intimate with their electric toothbrushes in a successful manner as well? I mean, anal encounters aside…

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