7 steps on how to be stupid at work today:
1. delivering to a retierment/nursing home [which always creep me out]

2. thinking she works there, i start talking to a woman and the realize she is a patient and wont stop telling me about seeing moose for the first time [sehs wearing a moose shirt and has 3 moose necklaces on…]

3. the guy im delivering to finally shows up, hands me a random wad of bills, and says “thanks” and begins to walk away.

4. i notice the [not one but] two hundred dollar bills which are on the outside of the wad [i.e. in plain sight and only there cause he was stupid and not paying attenting to what he gave me.]

5. i notice it and tell him

6. he doesn’t even thank me

7. return to my car, sit there and realize that yes indeed, im a fucking idiot and go deposit my check that is multiple hours short and way to small.

boohoo, ill have a box of 36 shirts on thursday morning, ill put up a pic, you will be blown away and hypnotically buy 2 [one of each color] so that i can make a really funny/insightful/ironic/stupid/poorly designed hat, and then you can buy that too, in order to fund the sweatshirts, and on, and on.