just a quick note from my organs:

ok, mike, listen to me now: if you want your current gastrointestinal malfunctuions to correct themselves, stop eating the spacy mexican food, its not helping, seriously, what made you put the extar hot sauce on your burrito today, you shouldn’t have even had the burrito in the first place, c’mon, give us sime rice cakes or something, we need blandness, we’d love some saltines and 7up, but no, you just have to have the veggie corndogs dont you, sonofabitch, you only do this to hurt us dont you? after all we’ve done for you, bringing you up from a child and this is how you reopay us??

bastard.