so im working at fatty’s tonite and my boss lisa and i are talking when the subject of the new female viagra comes up, and i realize that, hey, what a thing to create to revolutionize and reinvigorate the whole date rape drug scene. as lisa said, “get a girl a drink or two and one of those and she’ll want it from everyone.” [oh, forgot to mention, lisa can be painfully blunt at times]. tomorrow im going to try and get a job making the king of beers.
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perfect for fratboys…
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November 17th, 2003 at 03•20
fuck the king of beers yo. that shit sucks. It’s Miller Time sucka.
November 18th, 2003 at 02•58
yeah i love me some pbr. The pabst plant closed a few years ago i guess and now it’s brewed on contract by Miller heh. so yeah i guess it is still here.
November 18th, 2003 at 08•21
nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 18th, 2003 at 09•34
miller? fuck that shit…PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!![and candy colored clown]*
but the pbr plant is in your town, so you go work there
*please note the clever inclusion of a blue velvet quote in this response, thank you.