2111[324]0


a night off
02�21

i took last night off work and went to see yeah yeah yeahs and the locust and it was quite rockin. the best was watching all the scenester/hipster/fashion yyy fans bacoming utterly confused and angry at the locust. the costumes didn’t help to win the crowd over either, but the locust seemed to just play harder and louder the more people were confused, it was great. i was gonna goto the rapture show that started right after yyy/locust, but instead i went home and slept some more, cause im way behind, now im gonna go bother the budweiser people into hiring me. if i dont get that im gonna try and get a forklift license or make a fake one.




1811[321]0


pray for me….
12�35

ok, i just sent my resume to anheuser-busch and am crossing my fingers, basically because it would mean that i could work for 2 days a week and make more than i do now [a.k.a. working 60 hours a week]. while looking through the boingboing site i found this epcot page thats full of fun facts. also i tried the tinyurl game wherein you add your name[or initials-4 letters max] to the end of http://tinyurl.com/ heres what i got. which made me curious for yet another googling of my name, where i discover that i am a hockey playing-coaching/city manager/tribal representative… but im apparently not me. now i want to sleep, but i turned on tv and there was the wonder years…now i can’t look away.




1711[320]0


perfect for fratboys…
04�31

so im working at fatty’s tonite and my boss lisa and i are talking when the subject of the new female viagra comes up, and i realize that, hey, what a thing to create to revolutionize and reinvigorate the whole date rape drug scene. as lisa said, “get a girl a drink or two and one of those and she’ll want it from everyone.” [oh, forgot to mention, lisa can be painfully blunt at times]. tomorrow im going to try and get a job making the king of beers.




1511[318]0


oww
07�38

ok, my job is alright [cause it pays really good] but i hate it [cause the pay is only good due to 60hour work weeks and that my hands are numb on a near permanent basis]. this leads to an interesting question: is it a bad sign when most of the time at work i think of all the violent ways i could be hurt, dimembered, or killed on the job?




1311[316]0


wtf???????????
12�12

ok, because im the highly observant type, i just noticed all the lame ass spam comments below, they’re so awesome, go buy viagra and other lame ass unnecessary prescription drugs, word!!!!




1311[316]0


nothing new
11�36

can i get a hell yeah?

other than that theres not much to say. i think of strange things at work, 12 hours of not talking to anyone will do that i guess. i need to keep track of all the songs that come into my head cause it would make a funny mix. for some reason i just get little flashes of things that happend in the past [like when i was seven and such] and i have no idea why the hell im thinking about them but it never makes sense, oh well. i browsed through a bmx mag this morning while waiting for a flushot and now i really want to go riding, but i must sleep……must get new job…current job pays to well…hours suck…nothing else in life….also gotta buy locust/yeahyeahyeahs tickets. little john and the eastside boys is too good, go listen to the get low remix with busta and elephant man right now. who knew you could say “sweat runnin down my balls” on tv>?
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0911[312]0


woohoo-thehellcares?
04�49

umm, yeah, i have a new aim name: nohfewchur.

also if you wern’t in one of the 6 or 7 towns that mike patton and rahzel played in you are lame cause it was incredible, two voices and nothing else and still one of the greatest things ever.




0811[311]0


eyem dead
09�01

ok, i got a new job and its boring, i work 7p.m. to 7a.m. and just unlaod pallettes onto conveyor belts, i started last nigh but noone could cover my fatty j’s shift at 10 a.m today so i work for 20 out of 24 hours, its hella lame. the new job means no social life cause i cant do anything at night except on sat and sun, and then i’ll be sleeping all day, but im making lots of money so i’m happy cause then i will be getting a g4 laptop and the people will like me. right now there is a spider the size of a pen point walking about my keyboard and now its looking at the keys as i type, perhaps it will bring me the rest i so dearly need…..




0311[306]0


soon it will go blank
04�50

wierd thing are occuring in the land of my computer, first my monitor is going nuts and likes to change colors at random, mostly reverting to yellow at the moment, then i go to my site and it looks like a text doc like this:mysitewierd800x640.jpgand now everything seems fine with nothing being done to it, hmmm. halloween was good, i worked for 17hrs and then slept at work, i delivered almost $1k of food [oh, and getting paid cash rules, tax free is good] now it is cold and lame here. and now the real question is should i get out of debt, or buy an ipod?