ok, i’m buying a dope 84 volvo wagon [ironically the same as my 1st volvo] so then i just have to make money to order some fun stuff from ipd and make it badass [maybe put in a chevy v8???].

theres nothing quite like five guys in a big pickupchasing me through my neighborhood after i pulled up next to themn at a stop light and had the audacity to look at them. i guess its just more proof of just how lame this town is. as a result, i am counting the days until i leave for camp. it looks like i’ll just be stopping in chicago anf louisville for a day or so each before i get to camp [rather than the two week trips me and sherwin madee out of it the last 2 years]word, time for bed.

ok, im trying to find crime scene pictures with good body tracing/chalk out-lines, i don’t really want there to be people in them, but anything will do. who ever sends a link to the best one will get e special prize (involving the picture you stole for me!!!!!)

ahh, grilled cheese sandwiches……..word, its my day off and i have nothing to do. my job is alright, according to others the weekends are alway slow so i get to stand around alot. starting next week i can work overtime as much as i want so i might start trying to do 55 hours a week cause then i will have lots of money as well as something to do cause bordom is stupid. i know that ther are lots of things to do, but being in greeley completely drains any ambition have, i know people here but never call anybody to do stuff cause im too lazy.

oh yeah, i encourage everyone i know to buy the new stuntrock self-help zine/cd, i’d buy it for you all but then i’d be broke again, i guarentee it will brighten your day.

ok, i now work at celestica and stand around doing very little for 12 hours a day and my feet hurt. apparently i make $500,000 hp devices called harmony’s but thats coming from some hillbilly guy whos worked there for a week or so. i also get to run tests on omni stack routers for a european telecom company. its lame

i’m with busey is a damn funny show.

ok, got a job cause i did make it to orientation, now i know how to avoid electrostatic discharge that will kill electronics.

car is worse than ever so driving 30 miles to work 4 days a week should be fun.

the biggest problem right now is that im leeching from my folks aol connection and am only able to connect at 2600kb/s and it make the information superhighway some what less fun. [more on this later]

toodles

ok, supposed to leave to go to job orientation about now, go out side and… you guessed it car dosen’t start. i cry my self to sleep.

ok, things that have happened:
–1. i watched an earwig be attacked, killed, and carried away by 6 ants and it was very very cool (please rember that i am alone in a tiny hick ass town).
–2. starting friday i have a job at celestica working 3 12 hour shifts a week (fri, sat, sun 8p-8a) in fort collins( i still am unsure of what goes on there).
–3. because of (2) i will have to ride with the FTC crew and they’re all too young and too good, also bracken and tony’s new park should be open by july 1st.
–4. my parents don’t think im going to work at woodward, so i think i may set it up to look like i ran away from home.
–5. my dad bought a big ass truck (F250 dogg, hella)
–6. once again and for all eternity, people are stupid

here is a funny aim exchange between myself and harper, enjoy:

linuxKILLa: sup
linuxKILLa: whats new
Dolomite91: nuthing, still unemployed, you?
linuxKILLa: yea
linuxKILLa: did you fuck someone
Dolomite91: huh?
Dolomite91: no, why?
linuxKILLa: your blog
Dolomite91: what part?
linuxKILLa: ok, get a call at 9 a.m. telling me to be at an orientation metting for the new job at 10, rush to get ready, go to car, car doesnt start, me get no job, me hate world. no no actually im really happy. you decide what really happened. fuck [that should give it away you think?]
Dolomite91: no, thats if i am happy or not
Dolomite91: then i say “fuck” thus implying unhappiness
linuxKILLa: ohhhhh…
linuxKILLa: ahh
linuxKILLa: i was like
linuxKILLa: dayum
linuxKILLa: mike gots the hook up whilst misfortune is occuring

i think that constitutes my longest entry ever, word.

the eye is always watching you

ok, 1st off rain sucks cause i want to ride my bike and summer will never come. 2nd take the shemale?? test. third, never get your nuts in a vise.

i put a whit mage on my bike today and now im chilln old school. nobody on friendster lives in northern colorado. i’m still unemployed

why did i write out “third” when i used numbers for the first two??

ok, get a call at 9 a.m. telling me to be at an orientation metting for the new job at 10, rush to get ready, go to car, car doesnt start, me get no job, me hate world. no no actually im really happy. you decide what really happened. fuck [that should give it away you think?]

ok, back in greeley for a while, might have a job at a kodak film factory [see, im putting my film degree to work] dial up modems suck hard, bike is broken and my parents tell me what to do so im just becoming their maid/cook/landscaper and its alright but im running out of cash. if i get the kodak shizzle it’ll pay quite a bit so word to that and to your mother.

go here for inspirational encouragement, ahhh i now am better [or maybe bitter]