my life is constantly destroyed through my experience with automobiles. trust me.

ok, heres a breif history of me and cars:
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==1st car: 1969 VW beetle [white]
——aquired: may 1995
——dead: september 1997
cause: rear ended ford full size pickup. there bumber is bent, my car is dead. i am subsequently sued by all three passengers in the ford and through my insurance company provided laywer settle out of court for $75,000.

==2nd car: 1984 Volvo 240 DL Wagon [silver]
——aquired: july 1997
——dead: ocrober 2001
cause: while driving on I-80 through Iowa with two friends enroute to a bike contest in appleton wisconsin at approximatly 2:30 a.m. i collide with a deer at roughly 85 miles per hour. working in the dark we make the car drivable using a shoelace and some zipties, we never find the deer. while driving back to colorado we cause young childern to cry from the bloodyness and pieces of fur attached to my car. i leave the car unwashed for two weeks and offened people throughout boulder. after driving the car as is for 2 months, it is deemed too expensive to repair and is donated to some charity for a tax break.

==3rd car: 1986 Volvo 744 turbo sedan [dark grey]
——aquired: december 2001
——dead: any day now
reasons: pending….