isn’t it great?
not really, but i am no longer hella hairy,

oh yeah, and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and its still raining.

so i’ve been having fun the past week, first i saw paul barman on tuesday, then my friend zak (cdatakill) played his first live show and rocked harder than everyone else, then i saw comedian david cross (of mr. show) on saturday, and i finished up by seeing cex on sunday night. cex opened for the postal service, some emo band that made me hate emo more than ever, whats the point of going to a concert and sitting on the floor? plus their great video projection of a starry sky with neon song titles dancing around made me leave 30 seconds into postal service.

plus i’m graduating soon, and i just got my first 100 on a paper ever and it kinda confuses me cause i wrote it in 3 hours and thought it sucked hard.

i see melvins and tomahawk very soon!!! JOY!!!

from here on if you see that im not updating regularly just use this as a substitute.

oh and fuck all y’all punk azz fools, dont make me pop caps (what you thought i fell off? damn somebody straight trippin!!!)

yeeeeahhh boyee!!!! i-s a straight up gangsta cracka, bladao!!!

updates on my gansta azz lifestweez will follow word

yo peep dis, noww dat dis homey dropped this shizze on da fools. nah git yo hoes ofa ta soulseek and share me some a dat gangsta shit bitch!!!
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on the front page of USA Today i saw a headline the said, “Weapons of mass distruction may have been destroyed”. but now i cant find the story anywhere and it angers me. so does GW’s interview, sure, “WE will find those sites” once we have time to create false ones if necessary. plus what would saddam have to gain by just destroying them, why not using them, i thought he was evil, wait, maybe saddam just had an evil plan to make gee-dub look like an ass.

once again, if your dad didn’t make you one of these, he never loved you.

i think it would be incredible if all these buildings see creation, they are quite amazing.

oh yeah, have i mentioned that im hella hairy?

i had a really good time seeing the fabulous mc paul barman last night, especially for his diatribe on the proper f-stops required while taking yearbook photographs in predominantly white schools vs i predominantly black schools, and the conspiracy to steal all art and culture from iraq through “looting” which was now believed to be tied to international thieves, oh also his rapping while giving foot massages to drunk girls. all in all a good time.

the most important test you may ever take

texans with guns always ends badly

tonught i’m gonna see my friend zak’s first live show so that should be good. i’ll try and take some pictures and put them somewhere.

so i just saw harry potter and the chamber of secerets and thought it was quite terrible. it just didnt hold any interest for me at all and was dull and predictable.

on the other hand i strongly suggest checking out the happiness of the katakuris. it steals the tilte from cannibal the musical and meet the feebles as the craziest musical ever (as just a hint, its directed by Takashi Miike the maker of audition which you should also see).

my life is constantly destroyed through my experience with automobiles. trust me.
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unless your dad built you one of these, he never loved you

why can’t politicians speak to the children?

oh yeah, thats why

and remember, if its released by an establised media outlet, it must be true

i guess the novelty has worn off
umm, what am i doing?

i’ve been listening to a lot of journey and jefferson airplane, and isis of course[ROCK!!!].

i have papers to write, and i just enrolled in a 1 credit hour class that i have 1 year to finish, should be tuff. im trying to figure out how to put pics up cause i got a new bike and have a digital camera for a few more days so i’ve been taking lots of photos.i got a new keyboard that i hate, its one of those ergonomic oneswith the break down the middle that i found at my parents house and it has severly hindered my 2-fingered typing stylez.